pooped his pants

When someone seems so surprised or out of character when receiving information, it looks like they could have pooped their pants in shock.

Yo, did you see Matt's face when his babe told him their baby wasn't his?

Yeah man, he totally pooped his pants.

by DizzyAH March 8, 2009

put some pants on

What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.

I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

poop your pants

typically used in a derogatory manner to describe someone overreacting to a situation.

Roomate 1: YOU DRANK ALL MY CHOCOLATE MILK?!!!!

Roomate 2: Jeez, don't poop your pants. I'll buy some more.

by melodram July 21, 2011

Put Some Pants On

Telling a friend to call you but has no pants on so you tell them to put some on

person 1: call me on your house phone

person 2: i have no pants on...
person 1: then put some pants on

by gabehasafro July 24, 2010

Pree'd my pants

To pre-ejaculate in ones' pants.

I though of Cheryl Hann and then I pree'd my pants.

by heyrebel November 10, 2011

i eat pants

It means u eat pants idiot

I eat pants fucker

by Mr Fuckboy November 25, 2019

fat man pants

tracksuit bottoms with elasticated waists, designed for the more overweight. they are popular in ireland with knackers, and D4s, who wear them stuffed into Ugg boots or Dubes.

Knacker: Alri anto, nice fat man pants ya got on der
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
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D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.

by fatmanpants December 9, 2008