Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass

did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.

Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.

by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022

Jordan

Jew

Generally in denial about being Jewish

Jordan is a jew

by A real life Noah July 28, 2025

Jordans

A very sexy man with nice jordans.

"Woah Jordans, you're really hot."

by OMG IT JORDANS April 9, 2021

jordan

a spupid loser

jordan is a

by wilt o'neil the ||| April 3, 2022

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period

Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the most attractive boy you will ever see and that's on mary had a little lamb.

lord Jordan is very cute !!

by certified_chicken June 5, 2022