"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Get the Pump and Dumpmug. Rage-dump: when an internet poster literally shits himself due to the anger induced by someone disagreeing with his opinions.
TOC was so angry that another poster had a different opinion on college football realignment that he rage-dumped.
by JoeyJoeJoeShabadoo Jr June 26, 2024
Get the Rage-dumpedmug. When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
Get the Pump and Dumpmug. When you are soo full of shit that an enormous amount of bullshit is leaking outta your shit tunnel.
I took a huge Trump Dump on my buddy Billy. I bent over and just unloaded a giant steaming pile of bullshit down his throat to the point where he accepted it and gobbled it down.
by Elohdaeh November 11, 2020
Get the Trump Dumpmug. when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
by demipse February 13, 2010
Get the early dump noticemug. You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017
Get the napalm dumpmug. When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.
I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.
by captaincrunk February 8, 2020
Get the Fuel Dumpmug.