Mike

Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?

...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 1, 2025

Mike quilter

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.

fuck my life here comes the mike quilter

by johndeereo October 14, 2011

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

Mike Bailey

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.

A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”

B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”

by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020

Mike Sabin

The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.

Mike Sabin is so fucking sexy

by Tennisbabes6969 October 29, 2018

Mike Month

The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.

Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.

by camdoodelbop June 1, 2022

Genius Mike

This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.

That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!

by CkretAdmirer September 21, 2022