Mike

A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap

Mike is being Mike

by Zamina zamina zamina e e e e July 1, 2021

mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

Mike Month

The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.

Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.

by camdoodelbop June 1, 2022

Genius Mike

This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.

That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!

by CkretAdmirer September 21, 2022

Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.

Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.

by MardoMarket August 2, 2021

Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.

Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”

by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019