Lady Grenade

A lady who melts in your mouth(during oral sex) and blows up in your hand(fingering foreplay).

That chick is a lady Grenade.. better than a whole pack of m&ms.

by Yomioh August 11, 2025

Succulent lady

A desert plant lady that specializes in cacti and succulents.

The succulent lady says put just a dollap of water on the cactus then don't touch it.

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

The White Lady

When your phone (referring to landline mostly) is suspended/disconnected and the recorded message on the other end speaking.

I called you yesterday but the white lady answered.

by Eric29theGreat January 13, 2016

Village crazy lady

The old woman that lives nearby that isn't quite sane. Usually says things that sound wise and ridiculous at the same time.

Moana's grandmother is the village crazy lady.

by notjackstein August 6, 2021

byadge lady

Someone, commonly a woman, who is a fucking dick about rules. Commonly obsessed with small rules to the nth degree, they will often report misbehavers to administrative officers. Often suck-ups to administration.

Person A: Look out, the byadge lady is in a bad mood.
Person B: Shit, I heard she yelled at some kid for texting his mom in a screen-free zone.

by byadger October 6, 2017

Order Of Souls Lady

CHUCKFACTOR71's "girlfriend"

Chuck: ok you have permission to talk to my girlfriend.
Us: you mean the Order of Souls Lady?

by Judgeetoeggboi September 7, 2020

Oh my lady!

Derived from Red Dwarf, it is used when Rimmer attempts to simulate Jacobean courting. It means a man who uses a cheesy move to try and pull a woman. It's very similar to "Oh Matron!" from the Carry On films.

Katie just said that I had a lovely smile. She's hotter than the sun! I'll try yawning and putting my arm around her slender shoulders. Oh my lady!

by Lavynia May 23, 2014