pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

The Cyclops with Pink Eye

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.

"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."

by JA1995 August 19, 2018

Pink Floyd pause

The 30-60 seconds of silence at the start of any Pink Floyd track.

I put on Strawberry Alarm Clock's "Incense and Peppermints" but it has a Pink Floyd pause so I thought my phone had frozen.

by big daddy flim January 29, 2023

pink eye lover

Someone who loves to eat ass and get farted on causing pink eye from intercourse.

“Wow that guy loves eating below the third eye with gas”
- “Yeah, he’s a pink eye lover”

by 17238284 December 5, 2022

permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!

I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..

Pink Dildo Stand djkgog;'lbsk'b;lnrt';lgfdokjhgc

by quartz89 February 11, 2022