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Fake Bailey

A fake bailey is someone who is supposed to have the last name Bailey but instead have a random dudes name.
*ex “Macroll”
My stupid cousin Sophie is a fake Bailey
by THE BEST PERSON EVA EVA May 20, 2021
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fake friend

a dumbass prick who was thought to be nice but weren’t 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 mostly horrible and stab u in the back half the time
she’s not nice i think she’s a ‘fake friend
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national fake friends day

“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”
by stepsisliv August 3, 2021
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Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
by lolWhichName September 16, 2022
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Fake Friend

A person who will use your trust after gaining it.
A person who you care about but they'll never show it back.
A person who puts on a fake act when around you.
A person who talks shit about you behind your back.
That fake friend used me to get closer to him!
by RoseWithThornes July 31, 2019
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Fake news

Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
by nxghthawk October 1, 2023
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Fake Spray

Weak drizzle from car wash attendant's spray gun.
When you're at the high dollar car wash in your local city and they give you that little soapy/water fake spray only on the driver side after you pay the damn $10+
by HuggdBear December 11, 2010
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