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Black Stallion Donkey Punch 

This is a variation of the Danny Glover and the Donkey Punch. The man must get his member good and dirty with feces while anally plugging his partner. He must pull out and whip her ass with his shit covered cock. This makes her ass black like a black horse and you have now whipped her like a race horse jockey would. After her buttocks are good and black the man re-inserts his member into anus. When he is close to climax he pulls the ole Donkey Punch by punching her in the back of the head.
Ben knew he was never going to see that fat assed volleyball player again after last night so he wanted to have some shits and giggles so he Black Stallion Donkey Punch her yankee bitch ass.

Swab-Donkey 

A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.
Timmy :- Hey man, I'm going for a swab-donkey today!!
Tybalt :- Uhmmm WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Swab-Donkey by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009

Dirty Donkey-E 

It's a anal "Donkey Punch" and as your partner lays out cold, you finish it off with a "Dirty Sanchez" by rubbing your dick across thier upper lip". Invented by a guy name Erik. Thus the name Dirty Donkey-E.
Police investigators where perplexed when they found a girl out cold with her pants down wearing a shit mustashe. They came to the conclusion that she had given the Dirty Donkey-E.
Dirty Donkey-E by sivebak October 6, 2011

horrible donkey

The act of blowing all the snot out of your nose and just letting it sit there.
I was hiking and didn't have a tissue, so I just did a Horrible Donkey.
horrible donkey by Cherylla Kay March 17, 2013

chowder donkey 

Is a short pudgy troll looking person. Has a body that resembles a pubescent boy. Lives off a steady diet of processed garbage, and will steal co -.workers parking spots just because to goddamn lazy to walk. Quoted as saying ill do as little as possible just enough to keep my job.
That chowder donkey stole my damn parking spot again at work.
chowder donkey by luigi gnome October 30, 2013

Silent Donkey 

"Silent Donkey" another word for "Dumb Ass"
Man telling that Silent Donkey where he screwed the pooch just wore me out.

ass stupid careless thoughtless unaware
Silent Donkey by CTBear July 5, 2014