Pipe Cleaner

When he F*cks you so good he bends you like a pipe cleaner

“Bruh I didn’t even know I could bend that way. He bent me like a pipe cleaner”

by Duckingme22 January 9, 2024

Deep cleanse

Where after a long hard day of work, you piss, shit, spit, cum, shower, use deodorant, and use cologne.

Man, I feel filthy as fuck, I need to do a deep cleanse.

by Huhuhuuuhuhhh January 11, 2024

vase cleaning

To have intimacy while on your period

My husband help me in vase cleaning last night

by His_fav_ brat January 18, 2024

Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024

Street Cleaner

Someone who snorts the pubic hair of their partner after a fresh shave

Person 1: did you hear about Rodrigo?
Person 2: no
Person 1: he is a street cleaner now…
Person 2: wow I didn’t know he was into that!

by Streetcleaner101 January 23, 2024

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

Drain cleaner

A drain cleaner is not a plumber! But a Plumber can be a drain cleaner!

You're a drain cleaner but not a plumber!

by hydro_tech510 November 28, 2023