shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

by bear shaver November 2, 2011

cocaine bear

THE APEX TOP PREDATOR THAT EATS OTHER BEARS FOR BREAKFAST AND WAS A LEGEND. he died though and is legend party animal.

i want to die like the COCAINE BEAR.

by mister reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 1, 2021

care bear

Used in some gay circles to define a young man who is hairier than a twink but too thin to be a cub.

Oh John's a care bear, he's not husky enough to be a cub!

by EpyonNxt April 27, 2005

Porn Bear

Lord high ruler of the Porn Bear Cult. Currently has 500,000 members (see www.pornbear.co.uk)

Dobbo

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

brown bear

a turd

I just dropeed a big brown bear

by big borrie the second July 4, 2008

teddy bear

a vagina, prefurably one with some pubes

"i cuddled with her teddy bear all nite long"

by [Po$$e]Flanle September 30, 2005

Eby-bear

An amazing man that means the world to a girl named Lizzie and is the best boyfriend in the world.

Eby-bear: Lizzie's baby

Eby-bear: Stylin' b-boy

Eby-bear: A friggin' god in bed

by Eby's Girl March 31, 2009