Jordan

Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!

Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner

by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018

Jordan

jordans a straight up nigga

"oi jordan you nigga"

by NOODLEGANG$$$$$$ May 3, 2020

Jordan

Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.

Jordan (Noun) (Plural) (Orphan)

by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020

done a Jordan

Blocked from leaving the country with the boys after a 2hr journey to the airport and 4 Stella

Cant believe he "done a Jordan "

by Todoajordan November 22, 2025

jordan

some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time

man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.

by big tittied man May 17, 2022

Jordan Spencer

Slag that’s it.

Yeah she’s like Jordan Spencer

by Xx_Bender_xX February 23, 2024

Jordan

A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.

“Hey look it’s Jordan”
“Zamn 😍”

by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022