Ethan

Get the Fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

Sorry Ethan

by Creeper Awww Man May 1, 2020

ethan hess

A medium size male

Usually in a big sport
The life of the party with his friends
Quiet in school

He plays hockey he is such an Ethan Hess

by Billy Bob Jeff Bananas November 14, 2017

Ethan

A guy who is in love with mosquitos. He frequently watches mosquito porn

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

Ethan Moment

When you can't accept that you have lost and all you can do is complain

Why are you crying over losing. That's gotta be an Ethan Moment

by Republic of Ireland September 11, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a boy. he is a nerd. he loves Pokémon. he is my bestie. um. he is not really cool but he is sometimes. he is "straight" he is overall a good friend. but he gives terrible advice don't go to him for advice. plz.
love yaaaa

"yo ima call with ethan." yas queen

by ineedsugarcookies April 27, 2022

Ethan

Ethan, probably the coolest guy out there. Ethan is the kind of guy that doesn’t simp easily,even though he loves to fall in love. Ethan doesn’t care about a look, he’s attracted to a vibe that very few women give off, even if it’s through a phone.Trustworthiness, loyal, the kind of guy his girlfriends parents love. Always likes to get the crowd going and see people smile. The kind of guy to jump in the river to save a drowning baby deer even though he can’t swim great, then refuses his picture in the paper or tv, humbles himself to allow others attention. Ethan stays focused and is wise beyond his years. Funny by accident, and loves the outdoors, snowboarding is his go to sport after boxing.

Person: Isint Ethan catching vibes off that streamer on kick?
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.

Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.

by I am soooo cool July 2, 2023

Ethan Major

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.

i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy

by cassx2 January 13, 2025