glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

monster

The anxieties, depression, PTSD, etc., that, unfortunately, will weigh one or break one down in a psychological and/or emotional matter. They can keep one from living a good life, but these little bastards are a burden and one wishes they can desipate. Not many people understand or fully understand these creatures, but the very few that do, they are probably worth keeping for commradery.

"I see your monsters
I see your pain
Tell your problems
I'll chase them away"

-Katie Sky, "Monsters"

by Sluggish Adderall July 29, 2019

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

Kippis Monster

A person who hogs all the Kippahs because he apparently is addicted to them but really they are his only friends .

Damn that kippis monster
Why does the Kippis monster do dis?

by The Mica April 3, 2019

Chief monster

Someone who constantly chiefs and fiends on someone else’s shit

Jacob you're such a fucking chief monster damn

by Chilloutchase April 14, 2019

Monster

Someone who pours their milk in the bowl before their cereal.

"Why would you do that?! You're a monster!"

by Ciel1820 April 29, 2019

Green Monster

Green Monster is a name giving to a team leader/supervisor,that wears a green jacket within the work place.

Oh shit, the Green Monster is coming!

by bluebitch69+ November 30, 2019