The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022

Davidic Davititis

A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)

Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.

by JesterOthaPines December 9, 2019

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl

Bruhhh stop acting like david

by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

en david

At blive snydt til at drikke uden den givende person selv drikker.

Jeg drak 3 shots når han kun drak ét, han lavede en David på mig.

by TheBekker March 22, 2019

david

hes weird and not funny. he can go smd

david shut up

by dontcancelme July 14, 2022