Wank off the male until they cum and catch as much cum as you can in your hands. State your spidey senses are tingling and fling your arms out in spiderman fashion so impressive "webs" of spunk fling outwards.
by LauraLou80 August 3, 2022
Get the Spidey Wankmug. by Roasts August 19, 2018
Get the Piss wankmug. by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
Get the Spank-Wankedmug. An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
by Poosymonster March 7, 2024
Get the Arse Wankmug. The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.
The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.
by Bruce Foreskin September 7, 2013
Get the Gigolo wankmug. 1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'
2.Someone who is gay
3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
2.Someone who is gay
3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018
Get the pile of wankmug. 