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Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021
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Twat waffle

Someone who has no respect for themself or others.
She is acting like a twat waffle.
by Rideordiefambam November 29, 2021
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Stroop Waffle Style

sexual intercourse where the male is on top of the female and he pulls out and nuts on her chest.
“so how was the sex?”
“oh it was great, we did it stroop waffle style
by lilpribs January 14, 2022
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Blue waffle

papa smurf: I just gave grouchy a blue waffle.
by bonnie'slilbabybonbon January 28, 2022
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Blended Waffle

A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.
Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?
by BongooCatt December 18, 2021
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Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.
by The French Prince March 20, 2022
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Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.
This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!
by anonymous June 6, 2022
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