River Waffle

A waffle, commonly known by the river variety.

Hey man, you want to go to get some River Waffle? It could really hit the spot

by JumpmanTheJumper March 28, 2020

Granny Waffle

A old soggy flappy vagina

Babe I don't wanna have sex. You have a granny waffle.

by MrDILDO December 11, 2015

Waffle/Waffling

1, When a person is talking nonsense,

2, Going into too much detail

3, Does not know what they are talking about

4,Talking too much

1,Yo, fam she was WAFFLING, she hurt my ears.
2, Okay, Jeremy taking long fam, ya WAFFLING!

3 Yo, called Kyle, he was WAFFLE/WAFFLING, he is on a long one! Forget it fam.

4, Lisa, yo you're WAFFLING, get on with it!

by lalalalalalaNW10 March 18, 2025

wow waffle fries

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"

wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey

by tabbypears October 31, 2022

waffle

a yummy thing you eat.
yep. done.

he ate a delicious waffle.

by anonymous May 6, 2022

Gold waffle

To bullshit your way to the top.

I mean if you put my assignment in a toasting pan thing you'd discover it's a gold waffle

by Unknownwaffle July 9, 2020

Waffle House

Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.

I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password

by Ate out by George washington June 27, 2016