Landlord white

The universal paint color a landlord sprays on the walls of an apartment between tenants. Apparently blind to any of the hundreds of colors available, a landlord will universally choose “landlord white” harboring under the delusion that is what most tenants would choose if they had a choice.

Landlord: “I gave the apartment a fresh coat of paint before you move in.”
Tenant: “Let me guess: landlord white?”

by Grant Rampus November 28, 2020

white mascara

when a girl is giving a lad a blowjob and he pulls it out right before he cums and lines up and the cum should fire out into her eye, covering her eyelashes like mascara.

"last night i gave my tess white mascara, she cried..then loved it"

by tessdaan August 18, 2009

white meat

gambling winnings. the amount of money you are up. usually used in association with poker.

"Damn look at all this white meat. I'm going to go out and get me a LAP-DANCE!!!"

by whitemeat32 October 11, 2006

black and white

Not colorful ;; a great stage or depression. A Lonely feeling about yourself. Sad and down.

I am not a very colorful person, im more black and white. Usually very depressed.

by TipsyPenguin007 April 8, 2006

white rag

the rag males use to wipe up their semen after masturbation

"Ah, it's time for the white rag." "Do NOT wipe your face with that! It's my white rag!" "Here, douche bag, dry your face with this 'clean' white rag."

by kevin griffin August 17, 2009

White pussy

Not the best pussy ever
It can smell like tuna

White pussy? Why does it smell like tuna?

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

white hood

place where you can fuck off and be gay without being criticized by any Japanese teenage girls whos pussy smell like Russian shit

Wow man im feeling gay and horny, could you find a White Hood for me?

by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016