turdkey baster

a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Turkeh

When making plans become perfectly aligned, another way of saying "perfect".

Sean: Ok, my shift at the bank ends at 5:00 p.m. today. I can pick you up at the train station at 5:30 p.m. and go for a nice gym sesh for 2 hours.
Danny: That is Turkeh!! My train stops at 5:30 and I gotta be home by 8:00. Turkeh!!

by wetsoup January 5, 2023

Green bean turkay wang

Green bean turkay wang is an upcoming song title for the greatest song writer in history chrisy poo. It is a mixture of green beans and turkay wings.

Green bean turkay wang, put it in the oven and hear it sang

by The Chrisy poo May 23, 2021

turney

a hoe (dirty)
a slut (dirty)
a whore (dirty)
a promiscuous girl (dirty)
any random person whilst making a sexual comment (dirty)

"yo what did u do last night?"
"Turney."

"Whos got my shades?"
"Turney"

"I got mayo on my face ="
"ew Turney

by T.M July 5, 2007

Tuskey

A short retard who will smash your mum (he won't) they are very cocky people and very short he will always call you gay swell and is normally sucking the nut of kaney3931

hey tuskey you smash my mum?

by YEETFEET26 April 28, 2019

torkey

intentional misspelling of turkey.

oh noes! i gots torkey goops on me hands!

by goop monster November 25, 2004

Tuckey

When you get a half chub/ broner and secretly tuck it into your waistband.

"Dude when my girlfriend got up from sitting on my lap all night i made sure i had a tuckey before i got up!"
"Clutch brosef!"
"My name's Stuckey and i have a Tuckey"

by Rock of Love October 26, 2009