(noun) the phenomena where one's mind accepts shitty and unsubstantiated theories, "fact", and/or views from a crazy uncle, solely because it somehow supports one's often privileged, sociopathic, or depraved viewpoints. Often one will use vocabulary that they do not understand. Also often occurs in fields where one is an expert because the read some "stuff" on the Internet.
Johnny said the COVID-19 shelter in place is stupid because Sweden has no restrictions and relies on herd immunity and this showing the rest of the world is stupid.
Johnny has turd immunity, because there is not reason to think the percentage of Swedish people that have COVID-19 antibodies is more than 10% and herd immunity usually requires 80-90% of people to have antibodies but believing this would allow Johnny to go outside and do what ever he wants w/o distancing and a mask (my body my choice) as tons of people are still getting sick and dying.
Johnny has turd immunity, because there is not reason to think the percentage of Swedish people that have COVID-19 antibodies is more than 10% and herd immunity usually requires 80-90% of people to have antibodies but believing this would allow Johnny to go outside and do what ever he wants w/o distancing and a mask (my body my choice) as tons of people are still getting sick and dying.
by CaliWiseGuy April 20, 2020
Get the Turd Immunity mug.Holy shit bobby where did you get that fuckin bear turd? Let's roll that bad boy up. I bet we could get 4 or 5 jibby jabby's out of that
by tarballs September 20, 2006
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An individual has to shit extremely bad and holds it in for an extended period of time. When they finally find a toilet, unbuckle, place on the toilet seat, cut loose, and the shit pile in toilet resembles a mushroom cloud. Looking like cauliflower sticking out of the water.
Eric had to shit terribly bad, however McDonald's was closed. When he finally got home he unleashed a hiroshima turd. All civilians were killed upon detination.
by Darknessthemexican December 10, 2006
Get the hiroshima turd mug.a third generation camaro made from 82-92 usually having the infamous turd 305 engine and automatic transmission that needs paint and bodywork.4th gen V6's can usually beat them , especially the 3.8 lol/when your third gen v8 camaro runs 15-16's in the quarter mile/spray painted interior that looks about ghey
Brandon ran his turd gen at tha local 1/8 mile strip and got a 10.50 out of it(turd)
Damn brandons 1991 305 Camaro RS Automatic is frikin hawt!, Its got spray painted interior(blue) with Lightning Audio Subwoofers in the back , complete with autozone breather and walmart floor mats .... what a turd gen
Damn brandons 1991 305 Camaro RS Automatic is frikin hawt!, Its got spray painted interior(blue) with Lightning Audio Subwoofers in the back , complete with autozone breather and walmart floor mats .... what a turd gen
by henrypissesuoff March 27, 2007
Get the turd gen mug.I recently had an conversation with a d-bag from Buffalo NY, and below is the actual conversation that transpired at 2 am in a Double Tree hotel bar while on a business trip -
A common misconception is that "turdunken" is a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken...some (drunken billski from Buffalo) may also say that it is a turkey stuffed in duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a goat stuffed in a pig...then you smoke it for two hours....However I corrected the billski from Buffalo by telling him what a turdunken really was -
"NO NO NO you've got it all wrong. Its actually called a "turbaby" a baby stuffed in a turtle... the recipe calls for one part turtle and one part baby. For best taste a baby between 3 and 7 months is required, because before 3 months the skull is too soft (milky consistancy) and after 7 months the skull burns too easily. Then you deep fry it for two days...and make sure you have at least 2 to 3 quart of propane"
the guy looked at me like i was a complete psycho...then i told his wife (45 year old lady w/giant funbags) that she had great tits and I was in room 313. Went back to my room (313) beat off to a $30 porn and cried myself to sleep
All in all it was a great night
A common misconception is that "turdunken" is a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken...some (drunken billski from Buffalo) may also say that it is a turkey stuffed in duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a goat stuffed in a pig...then you smoke it for two hours....However I corrected the billski from Buffalo by telling him what a turdunken really was -
"NO NO NO you've got it all wrong. Its actually called a "turbaby" a baby stuffed in a turtle... the recipe calls for one part turtle and one part baby. For best taste a baby between 3 and 7 months is required, because before 3 months the skull is too soft (milky consistancy) and after 7 months the skull burns too easily. Then you deep fry it for two days...and make sure you have at least 2 to 3 quart of propane"
the guy looked at me like i was a complete psycho...then i told his wife (45 year old lady w/giant funbags) that she had great tits and I was in room 313. Went back to my room (313) beat off to a $30 porn and cried myself to sleep
All in all it was a great night
do you know what a turdunken really is??? it's a baby stuffed in a turtle
Turdunken...really...i'm in 313...you've got "great tits"
Turdunken...really...i'm in 313...you've got "great tits"
by Billy Billski May 30, 2008
Get the Turdunken mug.A stupid girl who likes to be all up on other people's boyfriends and thinks that playin with people's emotions is a freakin frackin game!! but it's not BIATCH!
by jada berry August 13, 2006
Get the punk turd mug.A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.
Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD
Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD
by 380 Million Americans November 19, 2010
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