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Twat Lip

Cosette is such a twat lip! She sleeps around.
by JAR82 October 15, 2008
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TWaT

A TWaT, a person that only works Tuesday,Wednesday and Thursdays in work. They refuse to work any more days due to covid but are prepared to convene on pubs, clubs and restaurants at the weekends
Look at Russell the TWaT, he says he working from home but he's doing fuck all work on a Monday and Friday
by boyobop November 23, 2021
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Twat

A person who puts the exact definition on Urban Dictionary.
"Wigga is such a twat. He put "The female genitalia" for the definition of twat."
by SwankyBanana June 6, 2018
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Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.
"Benton" is a Twat Horse.
by Twat Horse September 24, 2011
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twat-fruit

I told her to be sure her twat-fruit did his homework.
by kilodelta February 22, 2010
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gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.
Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.
by Xodi January 28, 2017
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Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019
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