The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
Get the A snake balloonmug. Olajide Olatunji aka KSI a fatneek hypocrite who makes a song dissing people who cap and himself steals $93,000 from his "best friend"
by JusticeForVikk October 6, 2020
Get the Snakemug. Snaking is when someone is low key hooking with their roommate and/or roommates. But it's so secretive that you have to be sly like a snake.
Jim: "Yo Mitch did you hear about Jake and Noah?"
Mitch: "Nah what?"
Jim: "They're totaling snaking around dude."
Mitch: "Nah what?"
Jim: "They're totaling snaking around dude."
by BroBro23 March 1, 2018
Get the Snakingmug. Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016
Get the tugging the one eyed snakemug. Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023
Get the Wild dick snakemug. It's when you have a really long penis, but you cant get hard. But even tho you aren't hard you still nutt.
This guy i was with the other day snake busted me in my face.
I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed
This guy i was with the other day snake busted me in my face.
I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed
"This guy i was with the other day snake busted me on my face."
"I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed"
"I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed"
by okidokym8 August 10, 2017
Get the snake bustmug. by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017
Get the Furious snake piratemug.