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road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.
The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.
by jam July 9, 2003
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Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
by Pika McJones March 9, 2019
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Road punk

A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.

The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)

This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize
by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018
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Old Town Road

I'm gonna take that nigger to the old town road
He's gonna hang till he can't no more

I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now

Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
by I'm Just Trolling Bro December 12, 2023
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