two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

schenectady two step

After you knock someone out in a fight or just knock them down, you take two steps as to walk away then turn around and give them a boot to the head.

Did you see the "Schenectady two step" Nate got in Geppetos

by 518 allday March 3, 2014

Goody two shoes

Someone always looking to get another person punished by an authority figure.

The goody two shoes wanted him/her chastised.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Two types of woman

There are woman you marry & then there are woman you don’t!

Two types of woman!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 7, 2021

Two Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime time Belsen feast, yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

two way expressway

The act of letting your partner spread her legs, and letting a battery powered train run through her vagina and out her butthole.

Hey nicky let me shove this train in your vagina and out your butthole so it will be a two way expressway.

by deagleman43 March 18, 2014