Ceiling fan

hangs from the ceiling and blows air on you to cool you off

becky: omg look at that ceiling fan

me: omg it's so beautiful and blows fantastic😏

by Suck my dick1235 January 19, 2022

Ajax fan

An 'Ajax fan' is a fan of the Dutch football club Ajax. The fans only stand up in big games in Europa, and they're a bit arrogant. In the years 2014-2018 no Ajax fans were found, but since 2019, some people are supporting them again beacuse of their success.

Man 1: ''What do I see? Ajax tops the league, wins the Dutch cup and reaches the UCL semi final.
Man 2: ''Let's be fan of them!''
Man 1: '' Yeah, than we can say: We Are Ajax, We Are The Best!''
Month later
Man 1 to Man 2: ''It's only a day ago since Ajax is knocked out of the Champions League!''
Man 2: ''That means it's only a day ago since we were an Ajax fan!

by .,:; May 9, 2019

Transit Fanning

The action of obsessing over a transit agency's fleet of vehicles, such as buses or subway cars. Most transit fanners tend to photograph or video every niche of a transit agency and knows way too much about the agency's fleet, schedules, routes, and a collection of best "fanning spots".

Transit fanners are not a hit with the agency's employees. Most notably bus drivers, heavy rail operators, track laborers, and especially the transit police.

Well shit, Daniel's gone transit fanning again. Can't he do something more productive?

by bus_simp January 17, 2023

Fan

A great machine used to cool people down. Also a machine to use when you're hopeless for human fans so you get yourself a fan.

Can you on my fan in my room? Oh haha!!! You don't have real fans

by Clement John June 18, 2017

Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

Your fans

Don't believe you.

Hym "Misogyny is great, hey, we need to start cutting the dicks off a liberal anti-misogynists. It's the only way for them to prove they don't only like women because women are sleeping with them. Chop chop. They can be eunuchs. Start with Cody Johnston! Or Matt the faggot! If you cut their dicks off, you don't have to pay me AND I won't ever kill any kids, regardless of what happens. I don't need credit or money as long as their dicks are off. If you cut the dicks off of everyone who has participated in this thing against me, I will dedicate my life to the SVU. Cut off their dicks, they can love women without the sex, and I will entirely cede whatever point I may have here. I will even lie about why women choose to fuck men. I'll say it's game or whatever until the day I die as long as their dicks are gone. No more dicks for anyone who wants to criticize incels for misogyny. Your fans will love I. And you'll prove that you don't need to fuck to not hate women. It's a win-win. And I'll know you aren't cheating. Chop them off."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Modelo fan

Folks who don't actually love the game of football itself, but they love watching the NFL as an excuse to drink modelos and vibe, without a real clue of what's actually going on in the game. They tend to blame everything on the QB no matter what.

Modelo fan: "Man Derek Carr fell off after 2016. 2016 he was elite!"

Real fan: "huh? Raiders had a ridiculously elite O-line and the defense was #3 in takeaways that year that's why they went 12-3"

Modelo fan: "Nah bro, in my Madden franchise I trade all the linemen to upgrade skill positions and QB and I've won 6 super bowls in a row now"

by RaiderFanNotQBfan December 27, 2024