speefing 

Throwing up on your steering wheel.

Saw this girl parked next to me speefing in her car, yo.

speefing by snagglejew April 21, 2013

Speedway Spartan

This is the equivalent to a Walmart Wolverine. The term identifies a person who believes that Michigan State football started in 2010, and has absolutely no connection to Michigan State University, is football program, or any of the success the football team has incurred since 2010. They routinely mock UM fans for not having any connection to UM and buying gear at Wal-Mart but have no connection to MSU and buy their gear at various Speedway service stations. Their lives revolve around football plays named after 1990s children's movies and hashtags revolving around the word, "Spartan," like #SpartanDawgs and #SpartansWill even though, again, they did not attend MSU. They bring attention to UM's "co-championship" in 1997, yet their last national championship, at a school they did not attend, came when Lyndon Johnson was President. They make comments like, "MSU girls are hotter!" with no chance of ever bagging an MSU girl, due to the fact that they have no connection to MSU and struggle to keep their account current at Lansing Community College. They may also have a, "Flint-Stones" tattoo on their arm. They have never been to Flint.

Those Speedway Spartans weren't alive almost two decades ago when Tom Izzo won his National Title.

Speedway Spartan by Santa's Awful Helper November 3, 2015

speed trapping 

The art of perfectly timing a fart, right as a person passes behind you, so you fart on the said person, leaving the aroma on them as if they had farted.

Be careful of that guy over there. He has been speed trapping people all morning.

speed trapping by NINJAJAHOVA July 11, 2017

speed greed

When bitchass people just keep asking for lines after being told no. Very contagious and the person with speed greed thinks they aren't being rude.

"You better stop coming at me with your speed greed guy"

speed greed by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Speed-Demon 

A driver who is aggressively tailgating other vehicles on the road because they want to travel over the legal speed limit.

I've got to change lanes because I've got a speed-demon on my ass.

Speed-Demon by I_caveman October 16, 2019

speedmo

People that are sped and emo, their names often start with M R and L

That girl is speedmo

speedmo by The teeth whitener February 24, 2022

high- speed internet 

porn when you want it

dude- my internet is crap, all i get is buffering when im 'buffering'

other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)

high- speed internet by eldude6969 May 27, 2009