snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 March 8, 2014

Snow diver

By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner

Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”

by shabbandrum March 12, 2023

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Mexican snow storm

The act of butt fucking a Latina and then while inside, put a brick of fentanyl on her ass. Then, she starts twerking so the brick of fentanyl is launched into a turned on ceiling fan creating a snow storm of fentanyl powder

I was with Felipe and he got out the fent and made a Mexican snow storm

by RealHoodFeller9000 June 11, 2025

Snow sleeper

When someone likes to sleep buried in snow after an avalanche, blizzard, etc.

I slept buried in a blizzard in the Arctic once, which makes me a snow sleeper!

by Rottmntfan99 July 5, 2023

Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.

We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.

by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019