Dip Shart

Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.

Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.

by cis white woman June 19, 2022

chloe shart

A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)

CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.

by chlosta August 17, 2022

slip shart

The act of slipping in the shart that dripped down your leg on to the floor

Man Holden sharted so much it dropped on the floor and don slipped in it. It was a slip shart

by Holden D. Snuts December 3, 2022

diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok

by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

Kamikaze Shart

When you purposefully spray Liquid ass in your restroom to make it miserable for the next person who has to poop after you.

Holy crap dude, I Kamikaze shart the shitter and Mike threw up before he could even begin pooping

by ObsidianWraith March 27, 2023

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023