Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold
They were amazing until she dropped dead
They were amazing until she dropped dead
by Spudatron November 30, 2024
Get the Brogans gran’s roasts mug.To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.
"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."
"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
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When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
Get the Dionysian Spit Roast mug.When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
Get the Felching Pot roast mug.There are people doing that though. Seattletimes, oxfam, wfp as saying thay aid is being turn away. They just let an aid truck in and started shooting into the crowd.
Not Hym "I don't believe Israel isn't letting aid in because if they weren't people would be screaming it from the rooftops... But I've read the reports of people screaming it from the rooftops and fails to meet a certain level of scrutiny, therefore... War... It's just war."
Hym " Pfft 🤣 WAR!? BECAUSE WAR!? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!? WOOOOOOOW. No. Get the fuck out of here with that. Israel is preventing aid from coming in deliberately. Is the aid being sent? Yes. Is it being received by the people to whom it is being sent? Most of the time no and when it does the Israeli snipers shoot into the crowd. Who is the only obstacle to the aid being received? Israel. It's is Israel's fault. They're doing it deliberately."
Hym " Pfft 🤣 WAR!? BECAUSE WAR!? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!? WOOOOOOOW. No. Get the fuck out of here with that. Israel is preventing aid from coming in deliberately. Is the aid being sent? Yes. Is it being received by the people to whom it is being sent? Most of the time no and when it does the Israeli snipers shoot into the crowd. Who is the only obstacle to the aid being received? Israel. It's is Israel's fault. They're doing it deliberately."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Screaming it from the rooftop mug.You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024
Get the Truckie's Roast mug.The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
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