Simp

A man that will buy her all the clothes then she'll say "Thank you bro!" And said simp will not give a flying fuck because thy is S I M P

Guy 1: "Wow Gary bought melissa a Loui Bag"

Guy 2: " Wow what a fucking Simp"

by Zwuii April 23, 2020

simp-off

When you battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

It's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

simp

Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.

Yo, that man Joseph is a simp if I ever saw one.

by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020

Simp

A man who lives by the ideology of hoes over bros execpt cannot ever get the "hoe". Their idea of chilvary is holding doors open and worshiping women.

Luke: have u ever noticed that adam kid is always worshipping the femoids and never makes time for the bros.
Adam: females are goddesses and i shant ever disrespect their beauty.
Luke: u just want puss u simp
Adam: I am not a simp i just happen to love sucking toes of women.

by Theoneandonlygod13t79 April 23, 2020

Simp

JP Fritz

Girl 1: This kid I’m talking to is such a simp
Girl2 : it must be JP Fritz

by The def god April 23, 2020

Simp

Acronym for "she is my precious"; a man who unreasonably overvalues a woman and is usually ignored by said woman.

-After she smooches with another guy in his face, Nick offered to SIMP-ly give her a ride home.
-I don't get it.

by geekyadventurerr April 23, 2020

Simp

Braelyn

Braelyn simps for Maty.

by Andyrewhoos April 23, 2020