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blonde moment

a period in time where one perfoms in an atypically air-headed fashion
Frank is usually an alert student, he must have been having a blonde moment when he failed that exam.
by Pumice T October 3, 2003
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Women Moment

Something boys say who’ve never felt a women before and think they’re the funniest people alive.
Some Women: *does anything*

A social reject: wOmEn mOmEnT

Some Women: virgin moment
by Itspizzatime February 26, 2021
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blonde moment

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.
Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"
by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
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Biden Moment

When someone forgets something the should probably know.
Joe biden just had another biden moment
by NFTT August 6, 2021
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Vedant Moment

Retarded piece of shit that wants to bully anyone they want, they are also a loser and hates their life and thinks their top shit
Vedant: Hey piss off
Person 1: I didn't do anything
Vedant: I don't think i want to be friends with you
Person 1: What a Vedant Moment
by manperson436 October 10, 2021
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Twitter Moment

A moment in life you must tell everyone about V.I.A. Twitter. Usually told from a mobile device using Sms text messaging or a Twitter application. Sometimes involving a @ to another twitterer.
Girl-Oh my gosh did Taylor Swift just look at me?

Guy-No she looked at me! This is such a Twitter moment!
by Awsomelyawsome August 11, 2009
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man moment

similar to a nigga moment a man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience that transcends race, color, and creed. a man moment is when a man finds something so incredibly attractive it draws his complete attention. the reason for the man moment changes form man to man depending on their preference in the opposite sex.

the severity of the moment can range for a brief glance at the area of interest to a full out stare. this can be dangerous when operating a motor vehicle. (keep this in mind the next time your running ladies, those shorts that make you ass giggle just right while you run may one day cause collateral damage)

alcohol and other drugs can increase the chance and severity of a man moment. this can range form a man breaching the mute state of a standard man moment and actually expressing interest in the desired body part to full on groping of enticing body part. in most cases these drug educed man moments are not welcome and can result in a physical abuse from the woman or even charges of sexual assault, so men please keep your man moments in check.
ohh fuck look at dan. that cashiers tits are so nice he cant help but stare...oh god she noticed....he don't even care. hes in the middle of a man moment.

man i had suck a man moment today, this girls ass was so sweet i was just standing behind her in line staring right at it. i had to resist the urge to plant my face right in it.
by wisky sour July 3, 2009
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