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chess neck

When someone has horrible neck posture because they play too much chess on chess.com
Ew do you see Max’s chess neck!

He used to be so hot last year.
by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024
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Necking

An alternative form of hugging practiced by long necked xenoes (For instance unidentified blue giraffes) where the hugger wraps his neck around the hugged as seen in "Humans don't Make Good Pets VII", this form of hugging causes

strangulation if attempted by a Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Human)
"Once the blue-giraffe necking session was over, those who had been taking cover in the engine room began looking for survivors throughout the ship."
by WilliamW2010 January 21, 2024
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Neck Master

I need me a little neck master! -Bat Talk
by Anime Girl Kisser January 22, 2024
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Owyn Neck

Hunched forward neck that acts like an autistic down syndrome child.
“That boy got Owyn Neck“!!
by studd3dbr4!nz January 24, 2024
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No Necked

When you jack off so hard your chin goes into your chest and you no longer have a neck
by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024
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Bacon Neck

An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.
by Jenation February 3, 2024
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Ass Neck

The neck of one’s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders
The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.
by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024
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