Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe

damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024

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Matthew Perry’d

Getting electrocuted in a random hot tub.

Damn, that shit smelled like chicken soup after she got Matthew Perry’d last night.

by Leek M. Deek June 22, 2024

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Matthew Harrison

Spider-Man with a gyatt.

That 7 year old is Matthew harrison

by Caked up spider man June 23, 2024

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matthew deboer

a good bloke but an odd guy the same animal but a different beast

matthew deboer is washed at siege

by anonymous June 26, 2024

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Matthew Kakuk

Smart, intelligent, clever, brilliant, bright

Matthew kakuk is smart

by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024

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Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.

"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui

by zandet October 17, 2024

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