lighted random

the coolest player in the lighted smp

lighted random told me to kms i will now do it

by lightedrandom April 22, 2023

Coors Light

Fucking close to water

Having sex in the pool

I was Coors Lighting with this guy in the pool.

by Tony Wells II April 22, 2023

Bud Light Parent

Instead of being "transparent" you are being bud light parent

During the negotiation process, they were bud light parent about their motivations

by BudLightParent May 4, 2023

light bulbed

a phrase which means going out with your friend while your friend is next to her boyfriend/ his girlfriend.

I'm light bulbed while hanging out with lucy and her boyfriend

by insta:purple_moon_writesss May 4, 2023

Red Frame White Light

Red frame white light
Six three two three double 'O' three
Red frame white light
Telephone box
Red on gray
Red frame white light
You have a gray book
On a metal shelf
Red frame white light
Numbered calls
Selected places
Red frame white light
Six three two three double 'O' three
Red frame white light
Telephone calls
Black and white

Red frame white light
You have a yellow book
With adverts
Red frame white light
Telephone box
Red on gray
Red frame white light
Six three two three double 'O' three

by Death Menace May 12, 2023

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!

Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.

by captain138dc November 26, 2023

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023