little schmidter

A man of above average intelligence of below average size.

Check out that little schmidter over there!

little schmidter by Joey Twist September 12, 2010

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

Little Patrick by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011

Little Lewis 

A marijuana cigarette; a joint

Derived when some guy said "that's a little loose," but the other guy thought he said "that's a little Lewis."

Person A: "Hey man, do you know what time it is?"

Person B: "I think it's time for a Little Lewis!"

Little Lewis by Hotdogginit May 9, 2011

Little Milf 

A name you call a kid who is pissing you off while playing NHL (12)

Chris Parnagian: Wow you just gave up the easiest goal. I thought you were good.

Chris Tarzian: Shut up pussy. You are such a little milf

Little Milf by pvdacyoa November 8, 2012

Little Uncle 

When the Grandmother has a child after her daughter has a child, the relationship of the Grandmother's child to the mother's son/daughter would be considered a little aunt/uncle since they are actually younger their the nephew/niece

LaQuanda: My Mom recently had a baby boy, James! Now James is my son Darelle's Little Uncle!

Little Uncle by Wenespank April 25, 2013

Little Delish 

Term used to describe someone that is extremely good-looking

He's such a little delish

Little Delish by Claire__xxx May 6, 2013

Little conquistador 

When a spanish midget sticks his head in a big mouth vagina and explores the newly found territory.

I want a little boyfriend so i can he can do the little conquistador to me.

Little conquistador by Dr. Herman Von Veinerschnitzel May 31, 2013