January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

January Pen

A person that will surely gives you a missing vibe and remind you something about what's your hidden flaws. It also a type of person that have a matured mindset and very pure soul. He is also a wise, intelligent and a clever person. Most people who had this name are those who love art such as poems, proses, music, photography, caligraphy and etc.

H: I thought that he was just nothing but then-
M: then, what?
H: I'm crazy by january pen him.

by @count_me_in. March 22, 2022

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020

JJJ (Juicy Jug January)

Yes another shitty meme month involving beating your pp to oblivion to tiddies

Hot waifu:"Hey Jason"

Jason: "Yes, my Hot waifu?"

Hot waifu: "It's January 1st, you know what that means"

Jason: "JJJ"

JJJ (Juicy Jug January) is again just another meme month where you hit pp to tiddies.

by anonymous January 1, 2021

JANUARY

the first month of the year, in the northern hemisphere usually considered the second month of winter.

corona is still in JANUARY

2021

by maddie_mouse111 January 1, 2021