january 11

The day where you HAVE to get a new crush. If you're not with them yet, they're not worth it!

them: its january 11!
you: i dont like you anymore sorry
them:but its my birthday! :(
you:sucks for you

by ur best fried friend :) January 10, 2022

January 3rd

Real niggas day. A day where all dudes get chocolate and Xbox/ play station gift cards😙.

Her: happy real niggas day. January 3rd is the only day that is meant for u

Him: thanks 😊

by Annoying annoys December 3, 2020

January 25th

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.

“January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”

by The lord of skungs January 25, 2024

January 30

National do NOT send 5 ass pics day

Hey its January 30 national do NOT send 5 ass pics day

by alexxx6699 January 30, 2025

January Shitx

The day in 2021 when protesters/supporters of Donald Trump engaged in an insurrection attack at the capitol.

That was on January Shitx, we will never forget that.

by Zero2infinity January 6, 2023

January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010

January 7

anyone born on january 7 is the coolest mf alive. they also have to date someone born on september 8.

even though their grades suck everyone loves them and they are super hot

person 1: Did you see Josh today?
person 2: yeah he was so cool
person 1: he also gets to date that one baddie born on sep 8
person 2: oh yeah hes so lucky i wish i was as cool as him
person 1: I wish I was born on January 7

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023