Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"

by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022

Jake paul

A dangerous disease

Person: why are you in the hospital ?
8 yo: Because I watched Jake Paul

by K0tlety_f0rever January 3, 2019

Jake

the best of all he is god there is no other word for him but god or overlord

I wish i was a jake
Or

I wish i was as good as jake

by marelized mapple November 24, 2021

Jake

A guy with 9 incher

Daiam hes a jake if ive ever seen

by homojox October 1, 2020

Jake

A man with a small forehead, who can't do a lot of thinking

"Jake Small forehead"

by Poopheadjake February 21, 2022

Jiggy Jake

Someone who shows 0 cash deposits on a million dollar business, has sex with prostitutes, hair plugs, and dresses like a 60 y/o black guy.

Wow, you cheat the IRS and you're a horrible example of a dad? You're a real Jiggy Jake Ness!

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Jake

God at asteroids

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

by Asteroid god June 22, 2021