scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.

I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.

by Bored Office Worker February 20, 2009

devil's internet

Any page, link, blog, post, image, video, etc. on the internet that shows you doing something regrettable, deplorable, degrading, embarrassing (even through no real fault of your own), or otherwise humiliating, posted for the world to see.

Poor Steve, his wife did a devil's threesomewith Johnny and Tonto on video and now its all over the devil's internet.

by legaltrail January 6, 2009

high- speed internet

porn when you want it

dude- my internet is crap, all i get is buffering when im 'buffering'

other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)

by eldude6969 May 27, 2009

Half As Interesting

The YouTube channel equivalent of "this could have been an email."

A real explanation is that Half As Interesting makes short videos that ask somewhat simple questions about weird topics that are almost always answered very, very concisely after 5 minutes of expositional dawdling. Every single video could be turned into a single Q and A tweet with context below.

by kjoshua December 4, 2021

Interesting

Max and Hannah, the two coolest people ever to walk the world.

Max and Hannah are soooo interesting

by Maxizzlewizzle March 19, 2005

Internet Vigilante Machine

What the Internet Hate Machine changes into when it feels the need to right injustices in the world and on the net.

See Kenny Glenn.

Also known as the Internet Vigilante Group.

Although Anonymous are called hackers on steroids and vilified by the US media, in Canadia they see things moar clearly. The Internet Hate Machine, is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable Internet Vigilante Group (Internet Vigilante Machine) by the Toronto Police Department after they were alerted to a child molester in their midst by this 1337 Cyber Posse, tireless Internets crusaders who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor dogs.

After exposing Chris Forcand and his brb, church shenanigans to the public at large and the old media, Anonymous was awarded the Canadian Medal of Freedom (which comes in bags) after their 1337 sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand last Wednesday.

by Zelnick again February 19, 2009

internet superhero

A term used mockingly to describe certain trolls. Most commonly used to describe 4chan sagefags (who attempt to kill a thread by saging enough times to trigger the automatic sage function) because most sagefags claim to be doing 4chan a service by killing a shit thread. The term is not all that widespread, as there's been somewhat of a crackdown on sagefags in the last year.

Troll: saged for massive faggotry.

Troll: sagesagesage

OP: Internet Superhero. Anyway let's stop feeding the trolls...

(OP reports sagefag)

Troll: lol im not going away until this shit is dead (User has been banned for this post.)

by asdfzxc September 11, 2011