Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Light skinned Mexican

Ethnicity of Hispanic or Latin culture with a lighter shade of skin color almost white

Damn you are so sexy

Oh really

Yeah you must be one of them light skinned Mexicans

Lmao you are fuckin funnyyy

by Puffy vagina serum December 14, 2022

Strobe light

That light where each time it flashes, a person in the distance gets closer to you, until they are right in your face

I’m going to slap you if you fuck me up with that strobe light one more time

by mitcivs February 04, 2022

Shades of Light in a Transcendent Realm

Sounds like a great theme song. Not as good as Purgatorium though or even Dreamin' Attraction in my opinion! But I think the people at Arcaea made it! Good song 10/10

Roxanne: I like Shades of Light in a Transcendent Realm.
Rachel: Yeah so do I.

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Light switch Relationship

A constant on and off again relationship

Cole and Jake are split up again, they have such a light switch relationship

by Power Company July 21, 2024

Stoke Light

When you have no lighter, get a skewer light it on the stove, use this to light your marijuana, light it with one end and stoke with the other

Sally had no lighter, so she went to her drawer in the kitchen and got a skewer, she then lit it on the stove and proceeded to smoke her cone, lit it with one end and stoked with the other. The stoke light allows you to smoke a cone when you can’t find a lighter, in the kitchen you can find skewers that you can light and use as a stoker

by Erika The saint July 03, 2019

light box

v. light boxing

like gaslighting but i’m confused

the act of making something think they’re crazy

i will light box micheal a

by shwacked September 11, 2020