Double Unplus Straight

A slang word used to describe an ass pirate/jockey, peter puffer, or any other word to describe a homosexual.

Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"

Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"

Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.

by Cody Humphrey February 22, 2009

Straight Edge Simon

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol

Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon

by Conm January 16, 2021

straight outta gatorade

When a man cums in an embarrassingly short amount of time.

Fran: So, how was that guy you took home last night?
Gemma: Don't ask, 30 seconds in and he was straight outta gatorade.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.

The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

straight knickered individual

A person who does not easily get their knickers in a twist.

"James is always so panicky, but Liss is definitely a straight knickered individual"

by LondonStatto January 3, 2009

Straight Edge Society

You don’t or never had done no drugs or drunk any alcohol ever in your life!!! Ask CM Punk

Straight Edge Society
Define: CM Punk, Chicago’s very own hero. THE BEST IN THE WORLD! PERIOD!!!

by KENPRINXE April 5, 2021

The gay straight boys

The gay straight people are a group of individuals who are heterosexual who act bent for ‘banter’

Made by toby

‘Oh look its the gay straight boys

by The real nibba 123654 November 24, 2019