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human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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Ground Human

People who don't know how to fly any type of aircraft.
by Rekceir March 20, 2025
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human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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pro-human

Supporting the prosperity, growth and other parts of advancement of the Human race.
“You will have some people getting elected as pro-human, anti-globalist but they turn out to be globalist”- Alex Jones
by Maskrade March 27, 2023
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Human

Overcomplicated doughnut with feelings.
Q: What is a human?

A: Very complicated doughnut.
A: That also can feel (optional)
by Kamy A May 2, 2021
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