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human griddypede

A human griddypede is the act of 2 or more people joined together forced into a continuous griddy
We’re stuck doing the human griddypede!
by Gridinator December 9, 2023
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A person who appears normal on the outside—sometimes even charming—but beneath the surface is emotionally decayed, morally bankrupt, and entirely hollow. Often manipulative, selfish, and abusive, they wear the appearance of humanity but lack all the qualities that make someone truly human: empathy, accountability, and emotional depth.

Used to describe:

Narcissists

Emotional abusers

Pathological liars

People who destroy others while playing the victim
“He’ll smile in your face, cry on command, and then destroy your life while blaming you for bleeding. Classic rotting core in a human costume.”

“She acted like a supportive friend until the moment I crumbled—then used every secret I ever shared against me. That’s not a person. That’s a rotting core in a human costume.”

“He says all the right words about mental health and healing, but he doesn’t believe in either—he just wants control. He’s nothing but a rotting core in a human costume.”

"He volunteers at a soup kitchen, cheats on his wife, lies to his kids, and hasn’t worked in years—but still walks around like he’s the second coming. He’s not a man. He’s a rotting core in a human costume."
by Roxx Farron June 9, 2025
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cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER
I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.
by Thepenispull December 13, 2021
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mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.
Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!
by Your potato bitch November 10, 2021
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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
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humanity review

A complain about how modern people make Thier decisions.
HUMANITY REVIEW: What the fuck is wrong with all these people. Hello! I'm Nobel and I'm gonna present to you my new tool that will allow us to gain resources way faster..... Or FUCK UP some people.... That's cool too!
Ladies and gentlemen! Today we have nuclear power that will guarantee hundreds of people energy..... and death!
"HEY LETS FU..."
by IQ007 June 18, 2017
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Human Submarine

1.(adjective) A pregnant woman swimming

240000000000: (noun) a submarine made of human flesh
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by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021
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