Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!

"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"

by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.

Why is he acting like a Dylan

by Trapgoose November 23, 2021

Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the OG big K Crippin Nigga you're ever finna meet yuhurdd. He gets all the bitches, while his best buddy makes out with them after his dick was in their mouth. Everyone just wants to be with him he guesses. He also isn't fond of niggers but that's okay, he's not racist he's just built differently.

Wow, Dylan's cock is so huge I bet Gabe wants to suck it.

by Feetpics1080p February 14, 2022

Dylan C

Dylan is...indescribable. He is every boy's best mate and the best boyfriend imaginable. He is sweet and funny, usually with freckles, dark hair, and a tall, incredibly fit figure. Hold onto him, if he is yours because he's a legend. He will always be by your side and adores smart, brown-haired, blue-eyed girls who like sports and have a good voice (singing). I love Dylan to bits; he is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Dylan C------- (surname) is amazing.

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 22, 2022

Dylan McCarthy

He definitely does not know how to use sbrk. LOL if you know what this means you nerd.

Is that Evan McCarty??? no, that's definitely Dylan McCarthy, we should gump him.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Dylan Baines

the absolute love of my life. a precious person who i shall cherish forever. a kind and loving person who brings me comfort and well being.

i love you dylan baines

by littlemynx September 14, 2020