california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

CaliFloridian

(noun) a person in California who bears a strong resemblance to the stereotype of a trashy and racist person from Florida.

Some CaliFloridian in Huntington Beach yelled at me for wearing a mask to the store.

by KuyaAlB November 5, 2020

Califallnia

A comical reference to the lack of weather changes in California, playing up to the beautiful year round weather enjoyed on the golden coast.

It sure feels like Califallnia weather today. Califallnia is in the air.

by Style_likeamother November 5, 2020

California

hell

"Yeah I've been to California. I nearly wanted to actually be in hell."

by realdonladtrump November 12, 2020

california bbq

noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.

My friend Cal is having California BBQ with a combat veteran's wife.

by BRabbit70 October 5, 2020

California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it

John gave me a California crockpot

by Yes’m October 10, 2020

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020