brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Crayon-eaters

People who main Titans in Destiny 2.

Guy 1: Yeah, I main Hunter in pvp
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao

by whataboomer December 14, 2019

meat crayon

A person who face plants with significant velocity.

"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.

by Toasterizer June 4, 2016

Grand Crayon

The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.

One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Crayator

A TTV btw streamer/youtuber. Plays fortnite for a living, has a giant mustache to compensate for his not so-giant stature. Cute, but a little gross.

Look! it's Crayator! He's carrying Muselk again!

by F3zii December 7, 2018

Craya

Meaning 1:
A word used to describe something/someone, or when the weather is extremely hot.

Meaning 2:
Most people when saying Craya will use the words Hella, or Very in front of the word

Example 1

Guy 1: Gurrrrrrl its such a craya day outside.

Guy 2: I know shoot we should stay inside and play video games all day!

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey Dude do you see that Hella Craya Girl walking down the street.

Guy 2: Yea Dude she is so Grape Kool-Aide

by Rawr2506 July 11, 2010

crayonabilism

The act of eating crayons. Popular among canines and preschoolers.

Abby's well pocked, malformed crayons were a sure sign of crayonabilism. Rainbow colored poo is sure to follow.

by jlgenory August 17, 2010