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Andrew

The sexiest man that has walked on the planet Earth or any other Planet. Anybody named Andrew is pretty dumb but he for sure can pull bitches with one singular glance at a girl's face. people named Andrew often have siblings and usually Andrew's have a little brother that will be the nicest and funniest kid you will meet after Andrew though, and Andrew's are athletic and can jump really high and they are a demigod at basketball, and they play football and soccer Aswell. and he likes to lay down on his bed and type something on the urban dictionary while they were just trying to look at Patrick Ewing pictures but then they randomly came on this website for no reason like what I'm doing right now.
Rolando: damn you see how good Andrew is at basketball.
Cesar: Andrew be flying in the sky.
Mom: I want to have sex with him
by Andrew Chavez July 21, 2023
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Andrew pougatch

The sussy Andrew Pougatch joe biden ate my dog
by peepeepoopooooooo January 31, 2022
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Andrew tanui

a mixed nigga with a big hart
wazz up Andrew tanui
by L doggie June 6, 2018
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Andrew

Andrew is an absolutely beautiful man. His attractive and enticing personality can draw anyone and everyone in. He can make you feel like you have known him forever and allows you to feel comfortable within seconds. Andrew is a darling and an angel. He is a miracle baby and the world would be a different place without him. Some say he has the voice of a thousand suns and that the light he projects through his smile is enough to light up a cathedral. Andrew is not only a talented, sexy and courageous being but he also has a kind heart and is an amazing friend. Because of Andrews kind and inviting nature he is at the top of all social hierarchies and there is not many who dislike him(Would definitely win in Survivor). Andrew has radiant energy that is unmatched. Andrew enjoys rolling down hills, eating alone at restaurants, and saying random phrases such as "slay" in order to get out of actually listening to people. If you know an Andrew then you are in luck. Andrew is always just one call away and does not leave you hanging. If you don't know an Andrew...well then, good luck. Life will be tough for you.
Person 1: Hey, what's that persons name that radiates positivity and happy vibez?

Person 2: Andrew!!! OMG I miss him, haven't talked to him in a while because he is so busy.
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Andrew

Someone who promises things but never does them. He is a crying bitch who is a huge simp and sucks off one person. He ditches his friends to play with random people in which he tells all his info to them. He calls himself bi and is suicidal but never admits it.
Andrew fucked me
by Buggggz September 6, 2020
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Andrew Tate

The Messiah for 12 year olds who make sigma edits on YouTube shorts.

He's some bald prick who hates poor people, because how much money you have dictates who you are as a person. Yeah. That makes sense.

He's a fucking human trafficking scumbag who likes to spout a bunch of misogynistic bullshit on his garbage podcast, where he also promotes this "academy" or whatever, which is basically a glorified pyramid scheme.

Once you shell out all your money to him in his little pyramid scheme, you can no longer listen to Andrew Tate because all the bullshit he says about poor people will now be applicable to you.
12 year old: I love watching Andrew Tate on YouTube shorts!!!!!
Someone with an IQ over -20: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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Andrew

If you meet an Andrew, he definitely has one of the biggest cocks you’ve ever seen. I’m talking horsecock big. Ladies, if you ever meet an Andrew count your days because his enormous member will leave you in a wheelchair for 3 days
by Friendly neighborhood pedo November 23, 2021
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