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v bag

V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head
#1: yeah me and my girl split up

#2: What why you two wee so good together

#1: She turned out to be a V bag.

#2: man tough break
by the suckmeister April 18, 2010
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Em V.

This person is always the one and only, a ride or die. Someone you would die for in a heartbeat. Your twin flame, someone who will always have your back and you will have theirs. A mango. A squash.
by Soto2022 February 10, 2021
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david v

David v can not read and is not the best looking, he is used by girls
That's a type of David v
by Seek March 3, 2017
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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
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Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.
Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.
by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010
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v rex

Related to the T-Rex, A vagina that is so massive, scary, and threatening... It will not only eat your penis and your entire body, but along with 50% of everything you own.
vrex Divorce vagina
“Did you hear that Carl is getting a divorce?”
“Not anymore, that cracka was gobbled up by a V Rex.”
by Hubblegotchu December 2, 2019
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V*le

A person who is hot, amazing, admirable, loving, but is also short
I'm so inlove with v*le!
Are you a v*le?
by RedBlueEggo January 30, 2022
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