Doing a schofield

A gay man in denial

He might be married but he clearly loves the cock, he's doing a Schofield!

by Season with dill February 8, 2020

pookie-do

Ending a conversation, but, Never saying goodbye,

"Ok talk to you later pookie-do "

by 19cornbread62 April 12, 2017

Doing a Mexican

Sitting or lazing around all day in barely no clothes, normally whilst indulging yourself in a lot of (normally spicy) foods.

Dave: Hey Paul, you do much yesterday?
Paul: Nah not really just spent the day Doing a Mexican.
Dave: Now thats sounds like a day well spent.

by Jon_Dowe February 2, 2012

doing the kendrick

1. 4 knuckle shuffle

2. spanking the monkey

3. rubbing one out

Q: What's he doing in there?

A: Knowing him, he's probably doing the Kendrick

by firenze italia March 31, 2009

Doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.

I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.

by DrGizmondo December 9, 2008

doing a ravi

a) doing something very stupid
b) blowing all your money on a particularly poor hand of poker

Named after a relatively infamous London gambler, who was a minor Metro celebrity for several weeks and well known for a deluded self belief that he could play poker well.

'Man, I just lost all my cash at poker!'
'How?'
'I was doing a Ravi!'
'You spaz'

by DougieTempleton September 27, 2006

doing an ash

The act of tasting your own semen after ejaculation for the benefit of your lady friend.

As depicted by the wise words of Ash himself "You can't expect someone else to eat it if you wouldn't"

I've ate loads of pineapple recently so I'm definitely doing an ash tonight

by Jack Banton June 26, 2017