satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

felching fuck

Michael is a felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck

by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022

serious fuck boy

Someone who is only looking for a piece of ass to use and emotional support from the person without defining the relationship

friend #1: I've been dating a guy and we've become super close these days. But he doesn't want a relationship.
friend #2: Oh, so he's a serious fuck boy.

by sunnio October 9, 2020

Teodora Fucking Brkic

Used to describe very cool, young and hot woman by the name Teodora Brkic

"Omg who is she?
It's Teodora Fucking Brkic dude!"

by zzhepizz March 23, 2022

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

Deadline fuck

When you "celebrate" reaching a deadline by having sex/masturbating.

(I thought of this on call with a friend)

"would you like to deadline fuck"

"I've hit my deadline, id like to deadline fuck"

by Cult_for_frogs8722 May 13, 2021

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018