by hornynig225 April 12, 2022

by Isab8lla April 13, 2022

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019

by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with my best friends in my bday party bc we’re gal pals and now I can’t look at them in the eye
Person B: You’re such a fuck up
Person B: You’re such a fuck up
by imsorrymom May 27, 2019

by dhushsnan December 29, 2022

by DefinitelyNotYushi April 8, 2022
